Just My Thoughts

I am in armchair rugby player's heaven. I'll be honest I thought we would lose yesterday and I was jumping about my living room with the clock counting down to the 80 minute mark, absolutely ecstatic with the win. After comments like this from the Aussies it was sweet sweet justice to win. Bring on the French next week. I want to see Scotland win tonight, but then I see an England v South Africa final in 2 weeks time. The same day Lewis Hamilton will lift the F1 World Championship hopefully. He went to the same school as me. I left in 1993 and he started in 1996 though. He was my cousin's class. As was Ashley Young of Aston Villa.

So I rambled there, my point is that beating Australia at anything is fantastic.

click here and here for the tale and enjoy the victory.

I'm going to write and mock the Antipodeans later but for now......

Is is wrong to laugh when the Antiques Roadshow expert asks an 80 year old woman

Are these your Family Jewels?

am I going to hell?

This is very funny and quite clever.

Fiona Bruce has just said that 6 men in America were charged with

Attempted Manslaughter

Now either that was a mistake or the Yanks have gone mad.
How can you attempt to accidentally kill someone?

Still scratching head

This bastard

was in my bath.

First I'd like to say I'm a rufty tufty type with a fairly dangerous/risky/interesting job.

That aside, I nearly shit myself!

I washed it down the plughole with the shower hose.

I'm sure the little fucker will find its way back with some of its mates

Shower Room tomorrow morning, fuck the bath!!!

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Not raining here by the way. Sorry England!!

In response to Miss Abilene's order on my previous post, these are a photies of the new place. Obviously taken before I moved things and made a mess. That isn't a body on the bed either, its just my bag!!

From the Car Park (That's my car in the foregound)

The Lounge (No TV yet, but this one is arrving tomorrow)

Master Bedroom

Kitchen

Bloody Marvelous!

Following the lead set my Miss Subville I went to the site and got this. Uncannily accurate!!

What Your Underwear Says About You

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble! You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.

So yesterday I went to the Lake District to choose a new place to live. The agents had 2 places to show me. The first was a 2 bedroom house which was quite nice, but then they took me to the 2nd. Mama Mia. Like the title says, the gods were smiling. It is amazing. A brand new build 2 bedroom flat. Top floor, so no noisy neighbours. Corner of the building, loads of windows. Enormous master bedroom and one normal sized. Absolutely brand new place, fully furnished with a fabulous view of this monument. The best part...........I dont pay for it, my employers do.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................(JAG Reclines on his new couch with a particularly light bottle of Delle Venezie Merlot 1999). Again..............Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I'm going to choose another place to live tomorrow. That's weird isn't it. Its 'sounded' weird as I typed it. I'm not selling my current house, I'm working in Cumbria for a year and my employers will provide me with a flat/house when I'm there. Everything gets paid for, all I have to do is turn up tomorrow and meet the agent who will show me a few properties based on my requirement. I choose one, sign some forms, get a key. I'm the new tenant. Cool eh?

Its very strange thinking that tomorrow night I'll be a tenant. I've owned my house for almost 6 years and I've never rented. So.......I've packed my bags and I'm scooting down the M6 tomorrow lunchtime. I will blog with the details in due course

In the mean time I've been watching Family Guy. If you haven't seen it you should. Its a rude version of the Simpsons. I'll be honest, some of you wont like it, but if you are a fan, answer me this: is Lois Griffin hot, or have I gone to far?

I've just got off the phone with one of my best friends. He's an RAF Officer and has just returned from Iraq for about the 3rd of 4th time in the past year or so and he's going back later in the year. Tough gig. He has 2 young children and a very understanding wife. Very lucky he is on that front. I'm godfather to his eldest who clinged to his leg the last time he left. That must be very hard.

Too cheer myself up I've found My Big Breasts and Me on BBC3. Licence Fee well spent ladies and gentlemen. They're currently talking about Jodie's 28K chest and her back pain!!!!!!!!!!

I've just found another one to follow now that Turquoise Babe has gone home. Nicole Vaidisova has just beaten Amelie Mauresmo to progress to the quarter finals. They must press them out of a mould in eastern europe. Blond six footers all over the place and none of them called Heinrich! Check her out here if your interested in her 'profile' or here if you feel you need a more visual reference.

By the way eggbod, its blazing sunshine and 20 degrees up here. Not a holed pair of knickers in sight!

Normal service resumed today at Glasgow Airport so I made my way home. No delays at Luton, result. On the big bird home.

As soon as you get inside the main terminal building at Glasgow you can smell the burnt aroma from the incident on Saturday. Apart from the sheeting up around the crime scene and the large amount of fuzz, its business as normal. A big FUCK YOU to the terrorists I think.

Time to retrieve m'car..............unfortunately.............

I could not remember which floor I'd parked it on so looked particularly stupid looking round like a fuckwit. Police all over the place and a pretty cute female copper asking me if I was OK. 'Yep, just cant remember where I parked'. She fought back the smirk and helped me look for it. It was 'hiding' behind a collection of 4x4s. I could've sworn I could hear it laughing at me when I got in. Bastard.

Anyway....I'm back in Ma Hoose and back on Broadband after a painful week of DialUp at my mother's. The post on the mat was mercifully light and its still nice and bright up here.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (the noise associated with stretching out on my sofa)

Turquoise Babe lost. It was inevitable really. She's not part-man like Serena Williams

Easyjet did the decent thing today and cancelled all its Luton/Glasgow flights. Cool. Saved me the hassle of sitting at the airport waiting for an extremely delayed flight. It was easy to transfer the flight to tomorrow and so I'll scoot back up home then. It'll cost me about 30 quid in a hire car extension and another day's parking but its no great shakes. I'm not working this week anyway (which is annoying because this would have been a fab excuse for not turning up tomorrow morning!)

So.........I went to Ocean's Thirteen tonight. Very good. On par with the first one and way better than the '12'.

I'll just have another lazy day tomorrow checking the easyjet webiste before catching the bird home. Sweet.

I've stolen this idea from caggybabes but I hope others follow. Having said that if your view is shit you might not.

Fucking hell,

I've been out for dinner with my mum and Little Sis tonight and I've just got back in to see this on the news. I live up that neck of the woods but I'm visiting family in the sarf at the mo and, all being back on, I'm flying back to Glasgow Airport tomorrow. My brave car is parked on level 3 of the multi story car park watch all this happen. I hope it isn't scared. It's tough german engineering, it should be fine. Seriously my car is about 50ft away from this burning Jeep Cherokee. Yoinks..no I think deserves a Fucking Yoinks.
On the plus side if they're not flying to Glasgow tomorrow then I'll have another day with my family.

While I'm here, if you're from Hertfordshire or you dont mind a wee drive, Aqua Ristorante in Old Welwyn, Herts is a very nice place. Reasonable, quality food and a very nice setting.

Turquoise Babe is playing Serena Williams next, I've got a feeling it could end in disaster. Thank goodness for Google Images!!!!!!!!